December 9, 2010
Email morons

Look at these fucking Emailmovers morons.  Is there really a market for this shit?  There are people so utterly fucking clueless that in 2010 they will pay these clowns to dump spam on millions of completely irrelevant robotically harvested email addresses?  They haven’t noticed that they could get the same pointless service from Russia for a fraction of the price?  I mean, seriously, have I accidentally gone to 1998?

And really?  That logo?  Really?  What the fuck was going through your professional in-house design team’s mind?  “Wow, that’s great, guys, brilliant idea with the whole envelope thing, but you know what would make it really fucking awesome?  Put a reflection on it.”  Did a child do this?  Did you ask your child to do this in Microsoft Paint?

How incompetent and out-of-touch does a marketing company have to be to think that advertising your “professional” email marketing services by spraying untargeted bulk unsolicited mail at random unscreened addresses twice a week for a month could possibly look good?

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